Cleaned my sheets for you and me 

so we can use them concurrently

they're so crisp and clean now but unfortunately

I’ll look back later shamefully


I’ll wash these sheets again, though they really are still clean

Throw the linens and myself in the washing machine

I’m washin’ me and my sheets to keep my conscience pristine

But my washer can’t handle a shame-stain machine

Keaton Goodman